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so i think when you're blogging you are supposed to have some kind of theme or something. you know... to make it more interesting as well as easier for people to read.

well... screw that. my brain doesn't work that way.

i regret to report that i failed in recruiting our other friend in joining in on the fun. i call her our "other friend" because, let's face it: we only have 2 friends each. and that includes us. anyway, she had to turn down the invite because she's very opposed to this way of life... and i don't blame her. bloggers... i mean, does anyone ACTUALLY care what you have to say? no.

well... ok maybe a little. there are one or two i do enjoy. but mostly... the answer is NO. at least for me. i don't care. in fact, i only write so i can keep in touch with my 2 lovely friends. but, despite all this, i do know that she'll be keeping on eye on us. so that's good to know.

anyway. if you think DOG names are weird and dog people are pompous... i ask you to consider horses. horse people are always a little... different. and what is up with horse names? i found an interesting site that let's you generate horse names. here are my favorites that i've gotten thus far:

1. Hot Sugarcube
2. Vibrant Breather
3. Optimistic Yarn
4. Angled Buffalo
5. Tinted Zombie
6. Bing Thump
7. Bugeyed Analogy
8. Blushing Rock
9. Ensnared Soda
10. Evening Sunshine

so the thing is... i realize this is just a random generator (which i think i'll use if i ever start a band and need a cool band name). no one would actually name their horses these things... would they?

well, according to this horse name database, they might not name their horse "ensnared soda", but the following names ARE totally acceptable! (and apparently, cool):

1. Zips Dima a Day
2. X Marks the Spot
3. Pacific Popsicle
4. Paint by Numbers
5. Fancy Pants

aaaand i can't go over 5 because i can't stand it anymore. what did these beautiful and powerful looking animals ever do to deserve names that sound like they should be hand painted on the side of a beat up dingy sitting in a small, fish smelling harbor?

really now... i start to wonder if maybe you won't see a "Golden Pistachio of Doom" running in a race somewhere.

-B

p.s. i don't actually know what time this is posted at because i'm in a different time zone. but this sounds good enough to me!